Thisssss.... is not amusing.

Gabriel, how does your congregation fare?

Private and Warded for Saya's Eyes

Tony Foster and I begin today.

This day has served its purpose in teaching you the might of old. History is dust, but magic endures. Pay your respects.

... If you lot were not too ignorant to understand it.

Saya, what is this thing you wish me to whelp into maturity?

Promises and "means" to return home but not one fee in sight? Your sense of business is lacking.

I have little service to offer. I am always neutral.

Is this the nature of being cursed? Hiring children to do your hedonistic bidding?

I know you to be above this mockery. Or are you?

There are few explanations for this.

Sister, you have long since passed. I cared for you as only a brother could. Yet even after a merciful death, must you continue to prove time and time again that you were, and still are, a vindictive bitch?

Anansi. Yes, I summoned you into the shape of a hare. The guise was clever and unassuming, I had only your best interests in mind. There is little else I can do to apologize for giving your pantheon a good laugh.

But I am a careful man, these incidents should be of little consequence, which leaves one...

Constantine. When I find you I shall see to it that your seed turns to acid at the mere thought of masturbation.

Truly yours, Papa.